10 steps on how to punch yourself out!

Step 1: Wake up in the morning as your usual clumsy self and try to get ready for work

Step 2: Stuff two back packs full of stuff one for school and the other full of clothes, shampoo and workout gear for work

Step 3: Pull the drawstring to a close on your pool bag (note: you must lean in really close to the hand pulling on the string to make sure it is done right)

Step 4: Have the hand closest to your face slip off the drawstring as you pull. Maximum velocity is appreciated and needed at this moment.

Step 5: Plow your clenched fist just below your left eye.

Step 6: Wait for the incredible moment of pain you know you deserve.

Step 7: Take a deep breathe and laugh it off as another clumsy thing you have done in your life.

Step 8: Wait for the area below the eye to swell (not to worry this will happen within 2 seconds after you sock yourself!)

Step 9: Check your face in the mirror and celebrate the big swelling area around your eye! Congratulations on a job well done!

Step 10: Start to laugh and cover said eye with ice so that as you drive to work you can make up a plausible story to why you have a shiner!

Yes sad but true this is my story for the morning and still I can't get over how hard I hit myself. But one thing I did learn today (other not to get in a fight with myself ) was that I had many great friends who asked me if I had a domestic problem at home or was beaten up. Thanks for caring guys!