Walk this way!

Lately our building has been going through a recycle contest in the city of Chilliwack. We are becoming recycling gurus so that we can keep this world greener, I just have one problem with recycling and its in regards to purchasing recycled toilet paper. Have to say the thought truly grosses me out and yes I know they do not mean that someone is taking used TP and making new rolls... but the stuff is unnatural. If I want to wipe with a piece of notebook paper I can do so but don't make me do it every time I use the facilities!
I guess my rant is for all those people who do not like to shred their nether regions with sand paper. I like to squeeze the Charman and Cottenelle is my friend. Have we become so far advanced in society that we are returning to the take a leaf off the ground and wipe syndrome, because that is what it feels like...the toilet paper evolution reversed and like idiots, we pay more for it!
So this led me to find other areas of TP that seem destructive to our parts...have you ever tried the paper (plastic) they supply in Johnny's on the spot. What has our nether regions done to you oh portapotty geniuses! The point is, for some things, I do believe recycling needs to keep its pretty hands off! For the sake of all of us that end up walking a whole new way after engaging with that product, stop the insanity!
I guess my rant is for all those people who do not like to shred their nether regions with sand paper. I like to squeeze the Charman and Cottenelle is my friend. Have we become so far advanced in society that we are returning to the take a leaf off the ground and wipe syndrome, because that is what it feels like...the toilet paper evolution reversed and like idiots, we pay more for it!
So this led me to find other areas of TP that seem destructive to our parts...have you ever tried the paper (plastic) they supply in Johnny's on the spot. What has our nether regions done to you oh portapotty geniuses! The point is, for some things, I do believe recycling needs to keep its pretty hands off! For the sake of all of us that end up walking a whole new way after engaging with that product, stop the insanity!

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