Baby's got back

Howdy all. Been awhile since I last blogged but life seemed a tad bit dull at the time. And then...

Imagine a place between cows and pastures, near highway 1 filled with water and bustling with people. You hear music and see a multitude of woman and men waving their arms and moving in time to music following the call of one person standing at the front when...there is a flash of white and not just any white, I am talking white man white. Yes he ambles out of the change room perusing his domain and looking for a place to drop off his bag. He turns and you are arrested by the sight of twin globes staring at you in all their glory. Woman twitter, men look away and children run at the sight. Said individual puts down his bag, turns around and stands as a king surveying his land, feet apart, hands on hips, ready to walk his mighty self to the hot tub, when he spies another of his comrades gesturing frantically at his middle section. What pray tell could be the matter? He looks down and realizes that breezy, happy go lucky feeling was the real thing...he has no shorts on. Grabbing his nether parts and running into the change room the crowd is only left with a sight of twin moons running. Is it over you ask? OH NO, Mr. I forgot to put on my shorts also forgot his bag on the pool deck and has to return 2 minutes later in all his glory to get it back.

Poor soul. Did he not think to ask or pay a young individual to retrieve his bag..nope he takes the hard road of utter humiliation to become clothed. Have I seen him again, not yet but one never knows who will appear at the Landing.