AM I WACK?
I have a new job out in Chilliwack (well not really new just another move to another place in need of some direction). Anyway the drive to this centre is quite...LONG! Now I used to do this all the time but when you get used to a 10 minute drive to work, an hour feels like you are in prison (a very small black prison on wheels I might add). So what happens, your mind begins to wander and strange thoughts begin to pop around in your head.
- Wow that car is driving fast, I'm going 120 already and feel like I should be in the slow lane...maybe I need a new car (ya right as if you could afford that). Oh sorry I have to let you know these converssations become two sided after a while.
- Hmmm maybe I should move out to Chilliwack - gas cheaper, not so far to go, maybe I'll meet me a farm boy and raise chickens (OK Idiot! Slow down, first of all you don't like chickens and have you seen any farm boys worth striking a conversation with yet...its only been the first week)
- I want a cat. (no comment to this because like I said totally random thoughts)
- I should take up scuba diving again (You have no time lady between dragonboat, work and this drive) Very negative this second voice of mine I need to change that.
Well at this point I start to sing with the radio, drink another gallon of coffee, then remember that when I drink so much I have to go to the bathroom and then we start speeding more. SO the question is is the Wack making me Wack (yah I know the answer already).
One plus though is that the view is spectacular and I'm near Coast Mountian Ice cream everyday. Phew I knew there was a reason for this drive!

3 Comments:
Maybe you SHOULD move to Chilliwack. They probably have things like bingos, church sponsored pancake breakfasts and lots of nature.......:)
10:11 AM
Bob: "Hey Neo ... you should go eat Lizard's dinner"
Neo: "Okay Bob"
12:41 AM
Bob: "Hey Neo ... aren't you a farm cat?"
Neo: "Why yes I am Bob"
Bob: "Maybe we should move out to the Wack and hang out with Kim. I hear there are chickens and stuff."
Neo: "Okay Bob"
12:44 AM
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